15,128 notes February 25, 2012 ancient-amateur: #what if this was a real thing #’welcome kids to moriarty’s story hour! #tonight we’ll read your favourite stories! #the tale of sir boast-a-lot and the gay princes #now sit comfortably because you never know when someone might come in and stab you hahahahahahahsdhahgh #now let us begin’ (via johnwotsits)